Archive for November, 2011

Paleo Restaurant Menu

The idea of running a restaurant has been in my mind for years and years. Of course, these days these thoughts surround the Paleo diet and its foods. There is only a single Paleo restaurant in the whole world so far (in Germany), while at the same time the Bay Area is full of Paleo dieters. There’s definitely some business opportunity here…

Well, these are the dishes I’d feature in that imaginary Paleo restaurant, trying to cater primarily to Paleo & Primal diets, and secondarily to gluten-free, Atkins, SCD, or other low-carb or ketogenic diets. All foods would be cooked with virgin coconut oil, olive oil when indicated, while the sea salt used would have added iodine in it. Local plant produce, pastured meat, wild-caught fish would be used. All dairy is optional, lactose-free, and mostly goat-based (except grass-fed butter, and lactose-free sour cream which would be cow-based). Wherever sweetening is required, raw & unfiltered local honey is used.

Appetizers
- A grass-fed beef marrow bone, served hot with salted radishes
- Garlic & herb-roasted chicken wings
- Kale chips (oven roasted with olive oil, salt)
- Guacamole, served with endive leaves
- Mixed greens salad with bacon, apple, walnuts, olive oil vinaigrette
- Three separate tapenade: Olive, eggplant, and red pepper, served with almond-flax crackers
- Home-made honey/tamari-cured beef jerky
- Chicken liver pate with almond-flax crackers
- Fried minty meatballs, served with green olives

Main Courses
- Greek Moussaka (lasagna-style) dish (optionally topped w/ cheese)
- Zucchini-based carbonara/alfredo “pasta” with eggs, cream, and your choice of bacon, chicken, or shellfish
- Fried white fish with boiled amaranth greens and lemon, olive oil
- Beef meat or beef tongue in multi-veggie stew, cooked in beef bone broth
- Shepherd’s lamb pie with sweet potato and cauliflower mash (optionally topped w/ cheese) (choice of side dish)
- Herb-roasted game (duck, goose, rabbit, turkey, ostrich, deer pieces) (choice of side dish)
- Grilled pork ribs and half a heart, roasted (choice of side dish)
- Tuna or salmon steaks, grilled or fried (choice of side dish)
- Meat & veggie loaf, with home-made ketchup (choice of side dish)
- Beef steak, grilled (choice of side dish)
- Beef liver, grilled (choice of side dish)
- Kokoretsi (all parts of goat’s offal, including lungs, spleen, intestines) (choice of side dish)
- Patsas (goat or sheep tripe avgolemono soup)

Sides
- Cauliflower-based colcannon
- Steamed broccoli & fried mushrooms
- Roasted squash with honey & apple cider vinegar-caramelized onions
- Celeriac, kohlrabi, cabbage and carrot coleslaw in home-made olive-oil mayo
- Root chips mix: sweet potatoes, beets, turnips, rutabaga, carrots, parsnips, sunchokes, fried in beef tallow, with herbs. Served with home-made ketchup, or Dijon mustard.
- Home-made live sauerkraut
- Sea vegetables medley
- Mache, purslane, cress, with avocado, tomato and cucumber slices in French vinaigrette
- Crust-free Greek spinach pie with spinach, beet greens, Swiss chard, leeks, turnip greens, etc.
- Soup of the day (various)

Desserts
- Almond/coconut flour and honey cookies (plain, nuts, chocolate)
- Almond/coconut flour with honey, fruits, cream-frosted muffins (for birthdays)
- Home-made SCD probiotic lactose-free goat yoghurt, served with nuts & seeds, berries, and live local honey
- Coconut milk “breakfast bowl“, served with nuts & seeds, berries, and live local honey
- Coconut and berries ice cream
- Paleo waffles, served with berries, and honey-based syrup
- Home-made chocolate bar with nuts, lightly sweetened with honey, coconut flakes
- Fruit salad of the season
- Fruit of the season sorbet (sweetened with live, local honey)

Drinks
- Coconut milk, with optional honey
- Fruit smoothie of the season
- Kombucha green tea (decaf available)
- Herbal tea (chamomile, or Greek Mountain Tea)
- Sugar-free (dry), local wines
- Evian mineral water

My favorite songs, ever

These are my 50 favorite songs of all time, in no specific order, since I can’t make out which one I like best. I’m sure I forgot some though. I added youtube links for the ones that are not as popular, if you want to check them out.

Billie Jean – Michael Jackson
All Thoughts Are Prey to Some Beast – Bill Callahan
Neighborhood #2 (Laika) – Arcade Fire
Frontier Psychiatrist – The Avalanches
Today – Smashing Pumpkins
Chop Suey! – System of a Down
Schism – Tool
New Theory – Washed Out
Feel it all Around – Washed Out
You Do You – Bear In Heaven
The Tornado Lessons – Cloud Cult
Talk – Coldplay
* – M83
Smells Like Teen Spirit – Nirvana
Love Song – The Cure
Take Five – The Dave Brubeck Quartet
Personal Jesus – Depeche Mode
One – Metallica
Mykonos – Fleet Foxes
Mad World – Gary Jules with Michael Andrews
All Along the Watchtower – The Jimi Hendrix Experience
Kashmir – Led Zeppelin
Papercut – Linkin Park
To Have and Not to Hold – Madonna
California Dreamin’ – The Mamas & The Papas
Ena proino – Maria Dimitriadi
Stayin’ Alive – Bee Gees
Head Home – Midlake
Stitches – The Morning Benders
Map Of The Problematique – Muse
Untrust Us – Crystal Castles
Heart Shaped Box – Nirvana
Tiger Teeth – Paper Route
Bitter Branches – PJ Harvey
The One I Love – R.E.M.
Reckoner – Radiohead
Orion – Metallica
Paint It Black – The Rolling Stones
Rock You Like a Hurricane – Scorpions
The Sound of Silence – Simon & Garfunkel
Icky Thump – The White Stripes
Confirmation – Wild Nothing
Smooth Operator – Sade
Green Knight (Visions of Trees Remix) – Memory Tapes (free download)
Careless Whispers – George Michael
While my Guitar Gently Weeps – The Beatles
Half Mast – Empire of the Sun
Sabotage – Beastie Boys
One Evening – Feist
Again With the Subtitles – Yppah

Paleo-Ketogenic Diet for Mental Disorders

I was reluctant to write this article, because I’m not a doctor, and I have never tried a ketogenic diet myself, neither I have a mental disorder that I know of. The depression I had accumulated in the past 10 years because of IBS-D ruining my life, is already gone with the plain, less-restrictive Paleo/Primal diet.

As it happens, in the last week I kept researching about ketogenic diets as a way to lose more weight. But what I ended up finding instead, is a whole new way of fixing (== making asymptomatic) disorders that until very recently I’d thought to be “unfixable”. I always thought of mental disorders as this whole other thing, medically. It’s not like a broken arm, where you put it in a cast, and it gets fixed in a month or so. Or even like with my own problem, IBS-D, where you remove certain foods, while adding others, to fix this GI issue. Mental disorders are shrouded in this mystique of the unknown, which I always found fascinating, and scary as hell at the same time.

So while researching (some links: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7), I found that the known ketogenic diet for epileptics, actually has magical effects also to autistic/aspergers, bipolar, depressed, anxious, and even schizophrenic people. Other positive benefits of a very low-carb, high-fat diet was found during the treatment of Parkinson’s, Alzheimer’s, Lou Gehrig’s disease, and even brain cancer patients! Unfortunately, no research was ever done for adults to study the alleviating of these illnesses’ symptoms with a keto diet. The epileptic keto diet is mostly tested on children, who are not allowed to eat more than 10 grams of carbs daily. A number of children who have followed the diet, generally saw a reducing of the number of seizures within a few weeks, and in some cases, they got a complete loss of seizures within a few months. There are also a lot of autistic kids who got their ability to connect with others, and even speak, or go to normal school, just by following the similar to Paleo & Keto diets: the GAPS and SCD diets. A bipolar woman got so much better that she even managed to stop her medication within 6 months time of following a strict ketogenic diet (with the agreement of her doctor, one of the few doctors who suggests diet as a prescription). There are these who claim that most mental disorders are nothing but metabolic disorders. A completely “physical” problem that is.

A ketogenic diet is a diet that removes most sugars and starches from the diet. Adult patients are not allowed to eat more than 30 grams of carbs a day, or about 10-20 grams for children. After 2-3 weeks, the body stops burning glucose as its fuel, and instead runs on fat! There are sticks you can buy where you pee on them in the morning, and you can see for sure if your body has gotten into a ketosis mode or not (also, bad breath, and stinky unine are other ways to know). While in this mode, the brain then will produce a byproduct called ketones. The body can also run on protein, but it prefers sugar or ketones/fat. By changing the fuel that floods the brain, the seizures get minimized or stop, because the whole dynamic of the brain changes. Your mood will stabilize, you will focus better, and a whole new world will open up for you (hopefully — as with other illnesses, “only” about 90% of the cases usually respond to diet changes).

So, to start, follow the Paleo diet (including bone broths, offal, lactose-free probiotic yoghurt), plus this additional protocol here (except for the suggested honey). Never put grains in your mouth again, not even in the form of a beer. In addition of what you can’t eat while on the plain Paleo diet (that is, all grains/corn/rice, sugar, legumes/soy, and white potatoes), you must also remove the following to go Ketogenic: parsnips, sunchokes, sweet potatoes, tapioca, taro, yams, honey, maple syrup, lactose, and the big one, most fruits. Rutabaga, carrots and beets must be eaten in small quantities, while turnip tubers/greens, beet greens, and celeriac are safer, since they have fewer sugars/starches. The rest of the veggies are OK, but you’d have to always measure how much of it you eat (no more than 10-15 gr of carbs per meal that is). If you can tolerate dairy, you can make your own home-made probiotic lactose-free goat yoghurt, and also eat goat hard cheeses. For milk, you go for unsweetened almond or coconut milk. For fruits, you can chop two small strawberries in your yoghurt, or 4-5 of the smaller berries per day (that’s overall about 3-5 grams of carbs). The rest of the fruits are pretty much out, unless you’re ok eating very small pieces of fruits, pieces that overall don’t have more than 5 grams of carbs (e.g. 1/4 of a small peach).


The kinds of plants allowed or not in a keto diet. When after a year you will move out of ketosis and you start adding the more carb-y veggies, still, never eat anything again from the “avoid” category (except sweet potatoes, parsnips and raw honey which are “safer” health-wise)

A tip: While you’re calculating carbs, you can remove the fiber from the calculation, so that gives you some more vegetables to eat. For example, if a veggie has 10 grams of carbs for 100 grams of its weight, but 4 of these grams are fiber, then in reality that’s 6 grams of carbs. So add more than 100gr of the vegetable in your plate! Yum, more to eat! Also, the suggested vitamins here will be beneficial (supplementation for loss of vitamins), while the krill oil stabilizes the mood. For people specifically on a keto diet, it’s important to also supplement with L-Carnitine (at least in the beginning) at no more than 50-100 mg/day, a substance that helps the body metabolize fat into fuel. Also, make absolutely sure that you cook mostly with pure coconut oil (MCT oils are imperative for mental health). Make sure your salt has added iodine in it, and that you do eat salt. Also try sea-vegetables for their iodine. Beet greens and swiss chard can keep a good level of potassium too. A few times a week you might want to take some fiber too (psyllium). Here’s a diet plan I put together, with additional info about Paleo-keto towards the end of the article.

Finally, cut off completely on cigarettes, recreational drugs, alcohol (you could still have a bit of dry wine every now and then), and definitely get off caffeine. Caffeine has some good effects itself, but it can send some people with mental disorders into a manic state. Herbal tea (e.g. chamomile) and decaf kombucha green tea should be in your future. If you’re an alcoholic, you must cut off alcohol slowly, so you don’t get ketoacidosis. If you have to cut down all these substances, then it makes sense to go for the plain Paleo diet in the first month, and only after you’re free from addiction to go for the Paleo-keto version of the diet.

Having said all that, be careful with such a diet, and always ask the permission of your doctor. Of course, most doctors don’t believe that a diet works for mental illnesses, because there are only anecdotal testimonials about it so far, no backing research (except for epileptic children). If your eyes are starting to get dry, add a few more carbs. There is also the danger of ketoacidosis, kidney stones (make sure you drink enough water), and constipation (follow the protocol here). Also note, that most people who got out of the diet had their symptoms eventually returned. A Paleo diet is not a panacea, but it’s a way to manage your problems, and eventually & hopefully (with your doctor’s approval), to stop taking these drugs that usually have so horrible side-effects, and most often than not, they just don’t work. But no matter what, always keep your doctor(s) in the loop!

Here’s how a sample menu looks like in a Paleo-ketogenic diet:
* Breakfast: 2 eggs, 2 sausage links, 2 bacon strips, cooked in coconut oil. Serve with a dollop of lactose-free cream, and drink a cup of bone broth, along water or unsweetened coconut milk. That’s almost 0 net carbs for breakfast. It’s best to eat within 30-40 minutes of waking up.
* Lunch: A small cup of a vegetable+bone_broth+sour-cream soup. 1 beef steak or 1 pork chop, fried in coconut oil. Serve with a big dollop of unrefined coconut oil, and a cup of steamed greens, or 1/2 cup fried mushrooms or other greens. Have some goat hard cheese with it. Overall, that’s 10 net carbs.
* Dinner: Green salad with olive oil and French vinaigrette. Two-three roasted chicken drumsticks served with cream or a big white fish fried in coconut oil. Serve with 1/2 cup of mashed cauliflower or a cup of other greens, bathed in cream or butter. Have 1/2 cup of your home-made probiotic lactose-free yoghurt, served with 4-5 small berries, and nuts & seeds from the allowed list, chopped. That’s overall another 15 grams of carbs.

Overall for the day, rounding up on error, that’s about 25-35 grams of carbs, which is low enough to keep most adults under ketosis, and high-enough to not be completely unmanageable. A considerable amount of fat is consumed, since that’s what’s running the body now. Don’t be afraid about cholesterol, as with the Paleo diet, the diet itself will balance everything out as of magic. There are a lot of myths about cholesterol out there, but there’s also rebuttal (1, 2, 3). Finally, you will feel headaches, brain fog, cramps, moodiness, and fatigue in the first 30 days of the diet, this is normal and to be expected. Do not eat more carbs to combat all this, your body will adjust to the new fuel eventually.

The most difficult part of this diet is of course to keep it up. Most people can’t keep it up for long. But if you can keep it up for 2-3 months, and then you see the benefits of the diet in both your body & mind, it’s up to you if you want to continue getting drugs for the rest of your life (drugs that very rarely work), or get with the program and find your inner peace. Maybe after 6 months on a ~30gr-of-carbs-per-day Paleo-keto diet, after you stabilize and heal, you could increase carb-intake every three months by 10gr or so, and see how you do (although it would probably help to not exceed 100gr of carbs daily in your lifetime). By adding more carbs, after a year you would be essentially doing normal Paleo, not Paleo-ketogenic, which is a great way to do maintenance for the condition. Think about it, and do your own research online. As importantly, start a blog about it, and share your progress while on such a diet! Spread the word!

Update Dec 20 2011: A new article, at NPR, about dieting and mental health.
Update Jan 6 2012: Coconut oil fixes Alzheimer’s.
Update Jan 20 2012: Positive effects of the ketogenic diet on behavior and cognition.
Update Mar 8 2012: Results from my own experiment with the Paleo-ketogenic diet.
Update Apr 26 2012: More Clues to Systemic Inflammation in Mood Disorders

Best Music Videos of the year

My favorite music videos of the year, the ones I had on “repeat” all year on my Roku’s Vimeo TV app, from artistic, filmmaking, editing, and “fits the music” points of view.

1. The Soft Moon – “Into The Depths”
Director: Will Joines
Cinematographer: Zoë White
Editor: Sowjanya Kudva
Exhilarating, while reaching at the darkest parts of ourselves. This video is the only window I have to “understand” people who enjoy hurting themselves by one way or another. The fear and angst are undisputedly there, but ultimately they can’t run away from the thrills of self-harming.

2. Craft Spells – “After The Moment”
Director, Cinematographer, Editor: Tyler T Williams
A mind-bending story/puzzle, edited in a very modern style. I find this video both simple at first sight, but pretty complex after you try to take it apart in your head to examine how it was edited together. The atmosphere is just so spot-on.

3. Caribou – “Jamelia”
Director: Video Marsh
Cinematographer, editor: Nic Brown
Contemporary filmmaking, right there, yo! To some people this very fade look and at-first incoherent pictures might be a turn off. But the music has such a high, reaching the highs of classical music, that the video properly stands up to the challenge presented by the music. This is a video I think I could never make. It takes a different kind of thought, one that I admire, but I admit that I don’t possess. Yes, there’s a story in there, watch!

4. Rendezvous – “The Murf”
Animator, director: Scott Benson
This is my favorite animation, probably ever. The music video is really a sci-fi short story, spanning millions of years. Very cool to watch, far-reaching, funny at times too.

5. Danger Beach – “Apache”
Director: Ned Wenlock
Animator: Rodney Selby
My second most favorite animation ever. The music is simple but addictive, and the animation is very cute, fitting perfectly to the music. Pretty complex to make it, I imagine.

Runner Up:
Woodkid – “Iron”
Director: Yoann “Woodkid” Lemoine
Cinematographer: Mathieu Plainfosse
This is the most “epic” video of all this last year. Woodkid is also a TV commercials filmmaker himself, but he kept his best video for one of his own songs. The video looks a lot like beautiful still frames of a fashion magazine, but it’s kind of lacking substance when watched on repeat. This is the reason that it’s not on the top-5.

Why I dislike Florence + The Machine

Florence + The Machine’s new album “Ceremonials” seems to be the album of the year for most listeners. I’ve never seen so much positive feedback on any album before on iTunes. There were only very few negative reviews, while about 99% of the reviews giving the album a 5/5 rating. This was astonishing actually, truly something I haven’t seen before for any album.

But personally, I can’t stomach Florence and her “music”. She irks me to no end. And here’s why: she just doesn’t stop fucking singing (or shouting). She sings from one end to the other, about 95% of the duration of each song! She overpowers everything, there is absolutely no “music” to speak of in there. She just takes over, in a selfish, self-important role somehow, telling us “how it is”, leaving nothing to our imagination. There is no ambiance, there’s no atmosphere. There’s just Florence. The music that exists in the album is just background noise, just so Florence doesn’t appear acapella. It’s even mixed very low!

Make no mistake, Florence can write very nice hooks, in a way that other musicians simply can’t, no matter how hard they try. I do not question her talent to write great melodies and harmonies! But having easy-listening music is not the end all. You need a proper production too, a production which brings a balance between the voice, and the music. Such balance does not exist in Florence’s albums, especially in the second one. In a very surprising twist for me, Pitchfork had the exact same complain about Florence’s album, when awarded it with a 6/10.

But as I wrote in the beginning, people apparently love the style. Which to me is very disappointing, because this shows that most people today are sheep. They prefer to listen to a kind of music that’s hollow and straight to their faces. I can’t see much difference between Florence’s music and than saying “please government, give me more restrictive laws, I love those, because they tell me exactly what to do, what not to do, and how to think“. Maybe I’m overreaching here, but that’s how I feel about Florence’s (and Gaga’s, and Rihanna’s, and any other’s plain pop act’s) listeners: they want to be told how to think and feel. It’s like there’s no imagination or creativity left in these people’s brains anymore! They leach upon Florence’s instead. It’s the “easy” way out of art.

As I’ve written in the past, all this is why I stopped listening to mainstream pop and moved to what it’s now called “indie alternative”. Because alternative, puts way fewer limits to the listener. As a synesthete, I need to be able to build on top of a musical piece, I need to bring myself into it, and fill in the gaps that the artist left intentionally for me. This way, I become one with the work, in a personal and unique manner. Washed Out’s first EP in 2009 for example, was perfect for my needs. One of the most perfect music I ever heard (didn’t quite like as much his new album though).

Anyway, this kind of indie, alternative psych music I prefer is a lot like taking a philosophy test at school. There are questions, and there are hints in the questions, but there are no answers, you will have to squeeze your brain and provide these. But with mainstream pop, the test itself is a multiple-choice one, with the “right” answers already checked in! In other words, the music I prefer is READ-WRITE, while mainstream pop is READ-ONLY.

With Florence, I can’t do read-write. Florence occupies all the space. To like her music I must become her blind follower while she must become my priestess. And I’m not the kind of person who follows others blindly in any way. If anything, I’m known to have strong opinions and hold on to them. I try to progress myself through art and other means, but I can’t follow a fucking cult. That might be a kind of art, but it’s not my kind of art.

Removing the money equation out of candidates

A lot of talk recently about corruption in politics, and about how to stop interest groups funding campaigns. Some want full transparency in the funding dealings or removing funding from interest groups, some want the public to fund the campaigns by putting down together “more money” than the interest groups, while others like things just the way currently are.

I honestly don’t know why no one is suggesting the “no money” option. It’s so simple: a candidate wants to get elected and be heard? Fine! Let him get a free youtube channel (or a government-run video/webchat/forum service) and let the candidate sit in front of a camera and talk about his plan. Why does it need to be more complicated than this? Why do we have to have staffers, and public tours that look like a circus with people waving flags and shouting stuff like they’re some sort of zombie degenerates? Why?

I fully understand that some people need to “see” their representatives with their own eyes, in order to discuss 1-to-1 their local problems, or to just see if his/her mannerisms are worthy of “a winner” — or something to that psychological effect. All this can be done via a web system too though, if done right. You can have the pre-recorded generic talk videos, you can have Q&As, you can have candidate-vs-candidate live video chats or later responses, you can have polls to see what your constituents want from you, and the voters can have direct video or audio web chats with the candidate too (via a FIFO web queue)! If there’s some media a voter needs to share with the candidate (e.g. a picture of a badly deteriorating hospital), they can always share/upload it.

All this work can be done by the candidate within a few hours a week after work, or daily full-time when closer to elections. There is no reason to pay a candidate for wanting to serve their country in that candidacy phase. No matter if it comes from either the People, or special interest groups, make all candidate funding illegal (pay normal salaries when and if are elected of course). If they have to take a Sabbatical from their job, or quit their jobs in order to work on their web presence/candidacy in the last few months towards the elections, let them do that. Someone who really wants to serve, he/she will follow through with the schedule and potential loss of a job. Because such people would be true missionaries with a cause, not lemmings in suits.

This is a truly democratic thing to do, because right now, there’s no chance in hell that a plumber or a janitor would ever be able to get staffers or funding support. But with the proposed way, anyone can and should be able to at least become a candidate. The good eggs from the bad eggs will quickly start separating naturally, the voters will soon have their favorites. If we are after real reform, the Internet is the way to do it: we must use the tools of today, not patch up the methods of yesterday.

As for candidates’ talks, let them write them themselves. Let the true person come alive on screen, not some sort of “clean cut”, “perfect English”, “perfect hair”, “nice tie”-type of manufactured celebrity. I want to listen the inner thoughts of the PERSON. I want to hear him/her philosophize about things, even if this might seem like random shit to some.

I mean, think about it. How many times we read or see a person’s interview where he/she is just talking about stuff, but he/she was so inspiring that some commenter would write “XX for President!”. This is not a coincidence, neither just some useless saying. This “XX for President”, while is written mostly for fun, is a normal reaction because people felt close, felt the inner personality of the talker, they now trust him. Think if we could have politicians that we could trust the same way, not because of their promises, but because we saw part of their inner self at that moment in time. It would be much more difficult for “special interest groups” to manipulate this state of things, rather than the current one.

The Internet is the only way to make this whole clown election process truly democratic, because the Internet is democratic by nature. Sure, not everyone has access to the Internet (e.g. old or homeless people), but homeless people usually don’t vote anyway (they should), and old people need to get with the times and do the extra effort if they really care about their country. In year 2012, having no Internet, or not knowing how to use it, constitutes as illiteracy. I don’t claim that this is fair for them, but if they are not willing to go with the program and become 21st Century citizens, and use these 21st Century tools to get access to modern politics, well, let them not vote at all then, or vote for whomever their children tells them to vote (common in Greece).

Heck, maybe each town-hall could even place a few free, public, easy-to-use terminals for people to watch/talk to their local candidates. That should be the only new expense the State should bare for elections.

Finally, all this means that there should not be any political parties either. Every representative must be an independent without an overlord institution hanging over their head, and backroom deals with other representatives should not be allowed (e.g. “if you vote my law, I’ll vote yours”). But that’s a completely different article…

Fixing constipation

Note: Read on about how to fix other things apart of constipation too. Please remember though, I’m not a doctor, that’s just what I did to get out of the situations I’ve been.

You might have read my story about battling IBS-D for 10 years, and how the Paleo/SCD diets helped me got rid the IBS menace & all sorts of other problems. However, about 2 weeks into the diet, my diarrhea had morphed into constipation of sorts. Apparently, a lot of people (with IBS or not) get constipated on Paleo/SCD at first, because they enter these diets with a badly altered gut flora. Eating “more fiber”, doesn’t really help.

But early-on, a comment on PaleoHacks.com made me see the light. The guy said something to the effect of “diarrhea is usually the outcome of some food that shouldn’t have been consumed, and constipation is food that should have been consumed, but it wasn’t“. This made sense to me somehow. Since my diarrhea went away after I stopped eating grains and bean lectins, it only made sense that constipation was here just because I was not doing enough to fix my terribly damaged gut flora. I was not eating everything I was supposed to eat. I was simply eating “the Standard Western Diet, but without grains/beans/sugar”. The part I was missing from the whole story was that there were other, ancient types of foods, fermented foods, that our modern society has completely shunned off. In the olden days, people were eating fermenting foods all the time. Even their bread was always hyper-fermented.

It’s been 2.5 months since I started the diet that saved my life, and based on this new information I was able to fix my constipation within a week of following the regimen below. As my leaky gut heals (chances are you have one too, you just don’t know about it), bowel movements & overall health are getting better. For a month now I have one, firm bowel movement within 30 to 45 minutes of waking up (no matter if I eat/drink or not). It’s like a freaking clockwork. A few days I might have two BMs a day, but they’re always well-formed and looking healthy. This is a kind of healthiness I wasn’t accustomed to after 10 years of feeling like the shit I was over-producing.

If your condition is too extreme (I’ve heard nightmare cases about constipation — and I thought diarrhea was bad), give it at least 4 weeks on the regimen below. For me the problem went away in a week, but then again I had already started Paleo weeks before, and my case was very mild anyway (I never had pain for example).

This regimen might also be helpful for those with diarrhea who are following the mainline Paleo/SCD/GAPS diets, but somehow these diets haven’t help them alleviate their symptoms (because they might be battling mutated bacteria/parasites/protozoal/H.Pylori, which eat anything that falls into the stomach, not just carbs). In that case, add more carbs in to your diet (e.g. parsnips, turnips, sweet potatoes, beets) to empower your “good” gut bacteria, while introducing more “good” bacteria and competition using with the regimen below.

1. Follow the Paleo diet. This is for now, and forever. It’s your new diet, for life. Get into the right brain mode, and accept the realities of why you’re sick and what you have to give up to get healthy again. The Paleo diet can fix, or make asymptomatic, a whole slew of inflammatory, auto-immune, gastro-issues, and even mental issues (e.g. light depression, ADD/ADHD etc)! If the mental issue is severe (e.g. bipolar, autistic etc), you might need to go Paleo-Ketogenic to see more change. If your auto-immune disorder is severe, you might also need to follow the auto-immune Paleo protocol (which also removes “nightshade” vegetables, shellfish, eggs, nuts, and all dairy — eliminating each for a period of time until you find the “offending” food). But just for constipation issues, the plain Paleo diet, is enough.

2. Make your own, home-made, probiotic, lactose-free goat yoghurt (recipe) or Kefir. Goat’s casein is more tolerable than cow’s, and being lactose-free is key because candida, a prime suspect for constipation, loves lactose. Cut down its food, while promoting competition to the “bad” bacteria/yeast in your gut with a probiotic yoghurt starter. However, even more than yogurt, I’d suggest you make Kefir, which is many times more potent than yogurt (its bacteria & yeasts actually colonize the human gut). But it has to be home-made and not store-bought to get its unique benefits.

3. Use multi-probiotics. I personally take two pills of iFlora right before bed. If you were never breast-fed, then your gut flora has a bigger probability of being messed up, so you might need this one too. If you instead have diarrhea (and especially if you suspect Clostridium Difficile as the culprit), go for Florastor and alternate between them.

4. Start using some virgin coconut oil to cook with in addition to the rest of the allowed oils. Coconut oil’s lauric acid has anti-fungal and anti-microbial properties.

5. Eat RAW and unfiltered local honey (unless you’re doing a ketogenic diet, in which case you can’t have honey at all). This kind of raw/unfiltered/undiluted honey is the only real honey. The more bits of bee shit and bee body parts you have in there, and the more cloudy it is, the better the honey is. Such honey has major anti-microbial & probiotic properties. Prefer your honey to be local, because when you eat local pollen, you reduce your chances for spring allergies too (you will have anti-bodies). New Zealand’s Manuka honey is the strongest anti-microbial honey in existence, but it’s expensive, and well, it’s not exactly local.

6. Get the rest of your health up to speed, supplementing with some vitamins. Vitamins D3, magnesium, K2 and Calcium are important for everyone who’s coming from the Standard Western Diet. Years of leakiness in the gut means that you’re likely malnutritioned from malabsorption. Here’s a Paleo dieter’s amazing tooth restoration within a single week, using these vitamins. I’d suggest you also try a multi-vitamin (I personally use “Alive“), alternating with the D3+K2+Mg+Ca every other day. Maybe 2-3 times a week, when you’re not eating fish, you can also take some krill oil (which is a much strongest omega-3 oil than plain fish or cod liver oil). Unfortunately, supplementing is needed because the kind of vegetables/animals we can buy today were aggressively selected in the last 10,000 years for more sugar content, more eggs, or more milk — usually at the expense of their vitamins/minerals. Even the water we drink today is terribly poor in minerals compared to what the paleolithic people were drinking. In any case, don’t take as many pills daily as these supplements suggest, you don’t want to be overdosing.

7. Make your own probiotic sauerkraut. Unfortunately, sauerkraut sold in cans is “dead”, they contain no alive cultures. Same goes for natto (more difficult to make though).

8. Drink Kombucha tea, 3-4 times a week (or daily if you don’t drink other coffee/tea). Kombucha is fermented green tea. Some people don’t tolerate it well, but others thrive on it. I use the decaf Yogi version. Sweet-enough all by itself to not require any sweetener. Stop kombucha and any non-herbal tea/coffee when your gut starts working properly. There’s no reason to poison yourself with fluoride, when there’s herbal tea.

9. Eat a jicama 1-2 times a month. Jicama’s FOS-type sugars have prebiotic benefits (“prebiotic” is not a typo). The problem with this is that jicamas are mostly found in the Americas, I’ve never seen them sold in Europe. If you can’t find jicama, there are some other prebiotic foods to try too.

10. If you have to have wheat bread (note, grains are forbidden in all the gut-related diets), go only for the einkorn ancient variety, which contains a different, more tolerable kind of gluten (it has 14 chromosomes instead of the 42 found in the modern Frankenstein, selected varieties of wheat). Then, you must ferment your bread to make sourdough bread. The fermentation will help reduce the amount of gluten in the bread, since the bacteria will eat part of it. But honestly, avoid all grains. The more you cheat with non-Paleo foods, the longer the leaky gut takes to heal, and the longer your health problems will carry on.

Bonus: Drink enough water, and don’t forget to eat offal, and make bone broths. No, I don’t care if you think that offal is disgusting. It’s the most nutritious part of the animal. Muscle meat is like junk-food compared to offal.

Oh, and start researching for yourselves! All of what you read above is knowledge accumulated in the last 2-3 months, after spending hours and hours reading everything related to my problems that made some sense. From testimonials, to research papers, to science blogs. Don’t expect doctors to fix your chronic issues, this is almost never possible. For chronic issues, you need chronic, radical changes. There is no magic pill.

Good luck!

Best music of 2011

The year is not out yet, but it’s unlikely to see more new major releases (no, I don’t particularly enjoy The Black Keys). I will update the list if I find something new that happens to be great though. So, these are my favorites this year.

Best albums:
1. John Maus – “We Must Become the Pitiless Censors of Ourselves” (three free, legal downloads: 1, 2, 3)
2. PJ Harvey – “Let England Shake”
3. Austra – “Feel It Break”
4. Girls – “Father, Son, Holy Ghost” (free, legal download of “Vomit“)
5. Cults – “Cults” (free, legal download of “Go Outside“)
6. M83 – “Hurry Up We’re Dreaming”
7. Washed Out – “Within and Without” (Two free, legal downloads: 1, 2)
8. Smith Westerns – “Dye It Blonde”
9. Active Child – “You Are All I See” (free, legal download of “Hanging On“)
10. Chad VanGaalen – “Diaper Island” (free, legal download of “Sara“)

Runner Up: Neon Indian – “Era Extraña” (free, legal download of “Fallout“)

Most ridiculous over-the-top album: Lady Gaga – “Born This Way”
Most overrated album: Florence + The Machine – “Ceremonials”
I didn’t fucking get it (for the most part): Bon Iver, Atlas Sound, Fleet Foxes, James Blake.

Best Songs:
1. PJ Harvey – “Bitter Branches”
2. Phantogram – “Don’t Move” (free, legal download)
3. Austra – “Lose it” (free, legal download)
4. Craft Spells – “After the Moment”
5. Girls – “Die”
6. When Saints Go Machine – “Fail Forever”
7. Beat Connection – “Theme from Yours Truly”
8. Washed Out (feat. Caroline Polachek) – “You and I” (free, legal download)
9. Still Corners – “Endless Summer” (free, legal download)
10. Smith Westerns – “All Die Young”

Runner Up: John Maus – “Believer” (free, legal download)

“Like Crazy”: Shot on a Canon 7D for $250k

Here’s the trailer for “Like Crazy“, a movie shot with the Canon 7D for just $250k, sold to Paramount for wide distribution in the theaters. Two-three known actors also in it (most would remember Anton Yeltsin as “Checov” in the new Star Trek movie). It would be interesting to go see this at the theater, if not just to check out how dSLR footage scales out in a gigantic screen, but the movie is great beyond its technical standpoints: it won the prize for best dramatic feature at Sundance.

Madonna: only as good as her team is

So Madonna’s new single leaked out (sounded more like a “calculated” leak to me). The song itself is a travesty. It’s a cheerleader song, sang by a 53 year old woman. It is reminiscent of early ’80s Blondie, but in a bad way. The song does not add its own spin on the era, the same way modern chillwave does to synthpop, or modern darkwave does to goth-rock. It’s just a copy/paste effort from that era, and not a great representation of it either. This is not the kind of music Madonna needs to do to stay relevant.

Madonna’s previous album was pretty bad as well. Except 2-3 songs in it, the rest were just “too easy”, too flat. But her 2005 album, “Confessions on the Dance Floor”, as well as her previous 3 before that, were really good albums. The music was memorable, and it was blending rather than having over-powering vocals. I’m afraid to say that if the rest of her new album is as bad as this leaked demo song, it would probably be her worst album to date.

The thing with Madonna is that she does a little bit of everything. She writes, she directs, she plays piano/guitar/drums, she sings, she dances, she acts, etc. She’s not that good in any of these in particular. She’s just good-enough in all of them though, enough to get her through the job, with the help of her team. So she’s not multi-talented per se, but rather multi-functioning. Her real talent is business. That’s what has kept her in the limelight for 25 years now.

She’s still the concept-creator though. She explains her ideas, she writes some of them down (music, but mostly lyrics), and then her team puts together the work/production for her. I don’t think this diminishes her as an artist, she’s the one with most of the ideas anyway. But the finished work can only be as good as her team is. If her team is crappy, the realization of her ideas will be crappy too.

Madonna has worked with pretty much the same producers for the last 13 years (after the birth of Lourdes, in the beginning of her re-launched second major part of her career). Before that, she worked for another 15 years with her previous team (usually band members from her first early ’80s band, “The Breakfast Club”, where she was a drummer). Of course, some producers came and go (e.g. Timberlake), but the core of her team hasn’t changed much all these years.

The problem is that people get old. Madonna obviously refuses to do so, but her team is not the same open-minded and creative people they were in 1998. Very few artists remain equally earth-shuttering in young age and later in life. Painters like Picasso seem to be able to manage staying fresh when they get old, but most musicians don’t. When Madonna put together her current production team, these guys were on top of their game at the time (e.g. William Orbit). But the time has come to move to her next team now. She needs new blood ASAP.

And that new blood can only be found in the hipster domain. Not in hip-hop (with Timbaland over-charging his crap), and not in pop (hint: Sweden). As much as some people saw Madonna as a pop marionette, she always tried to push forward with her art and her eccentricity. You might had to look a bit hard to find the glimpses of genius, but they were there. These days, the music scene that produces anything of worth is that of Brooklyn. That’s where Madonna needs to go and look for new blood (even if most bands of this movement aren’t local to Brooklyn). She has the money to put together a super-team from members of Grizzly Bear, Atlas Sound, Animal Collective, Phantogram, Washed Out, Beach House, Bear In Heaven, Crystal Castles, Fever Ray, M83, Neon Indian, Yeasayer, MGMT, etc.

Marry the progressive hipster scene with pop, and there’s no better way to do this than “using” the Queen of Pop to bring that kind of music to the masses: Madonna. Sure, this will be seen as a blasphemous act by many hardcore hipsters (who hate anything commercial), but my response is: fuck’em.

The style I’d go for her new album would be electronic, but not exactly dancy, and not exactly down-tempo either, but rather dreamy, with the vocals being a bit un-focused (clean shouting vocals of pop begone). She needs to bring layers and complexity to her music, because just as she is 53 years old and needs to act her age via her music, a lot of her fans are also older now, and not necessarily hooked anymore by easy pop. This is the kind of music style I’d like to see her do (mp3 is a legal download, hosted on Pitchfork, have a listen).

Since Madonna is all about a concept “theme and look” on her image & videos for each of her albums, I’d go for the space look. That’s one look Madonna has never done (she only touched it on her “Rain” 1993 video). Cut her hair very short, color them white with black stripes. Dress her in Aeon Flux-style fashion (samples: 1, 2, 3).

Conclusion: Madonna must musically evolve and go with the times, or die a painful artistic & business death.