I am a dog

For those who know me, or have visited my living room, they already know that I love sheep.

However, as a personality, sometimes I resemble more that of a dog rather than of a sheep. For example, when JBQ comes home I feel like a dog that sees his master coming back home: I jump up and down and I run in his hug. I am very dependent but also very loyal to him. And when JBQ takes me in his arms and hugs me, I can’t stop making small happy noises and taking fast breaths while my tongue is half-out (no, nothing sexual/gross about it). If you were to record me, you wouldn’t know if it is a human making these noises or an over-excited dog. And I do all that without thinking, but subconsciously & naturally.

And of course, when I am angry, I can be a real bitch.

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JBQ wrote on June 23rd, 2007 at 1:26 AM PST:

Well, I can testify with no hesitation that my little wife loves sheep and that she’s just as much a dog as she describes here. That must make her a shepherd dog!


Phil wrote on June 23rd, 2007 at 4:59 AM PST:

>I can’t stop making small happy noises and taking fast breaths while my tongue is half-out

As the Americans say – ¨Too much information !¨. ;)


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Eugenia wrote on June 23rd, 2007 at 5:01 AM PST:

Heh, not really. That’s not even a particularly intimate moment I described there. We show our love in the public quite a lot. :)


mikesum32 wrote on June 23rd, 2007 at 6:18 AM PST:

Also you bit Thom and defecated on Steve Job’s front lawn.


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Eugenia wrote on June 23rd, 2007 at 6:53 AM PST:

>defecated on Steve Job’s front lawn.

It definitely needed the nourishment.


Matt wrote on June 24th, 2007 at 6:06 AM PST:

Ahh, this post brings back memories of OSNews 2004…bitch indeed.


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Eugenia wrote on June 24th, 2007 at 6:55 AM PST:

Matt, I don’t see how. It seems that today it’s you that it’s the bitch+asshole.


jeroen wrote on June 24th, 2007 at 9:22 AM PST:

I guess it is out of the question to ask for a vid/mp3 of that ?


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Eugenia wrote on June 24th, 2007 at 9:23 AM PST:

Heh, you never know. Maybe in our 25th anniversary. :)


Matt wrote on June 25th, 2007 at 5:00 AM PST:

Oh cmon, remember how condescending you used to be to all the commenters?


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Eugenia wrote on June 25th, 2007 at 6:23 AM PST:

I was because I had to. If people wouldn’t respect the place they were commenting at, I would take my right place and defend it. Make no mistake, OSNews will defend against trolling and useless commenting. If this makes me a bitch, then I am one.


Matt wrote on June 25th, 2007 at 6:57 AM PST:

Hmm, don’t recall trolling… I just remember opinions being bashed. Ho well.


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Eugenia wrote on June 25th, 2007 at 7:01 AM PST:

>don’t recall trolling

Maybe the way you were replying was not an appropriate one. No comment would be moded down if there was not a good reason why. And thanks for ruining my romantic post btw.


Matt wrote on June 26th, 2007 at 4:40 AM PST:

I’m talking about before you could mod. It was a long time ago. I only saw it happen, never to me.

Anyway, I like to lick my girlfriend and make little sicky noises too. She howls when i lick her in the right spots.


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Eugenia wrote on June 26th, 2007 at 8:57 AM PST:

Yeah, well, if you had read carefully and understood the meaning of this blog post you would have known that I do noises without any “licking”. All it’s needed is a hug.


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