The Masturbating Mammoth

I was watching two documentaries on the Discovery Channel last night (back to back) about the “Jarkov Mammoth” which was found in Siberia in the late ’90s. The woolly mammoth got its name from the person who found it. But each time the narrator, Jeff Bridges nonetheless, would say “the Jarkov Mammoth”, it just sounded so much as a “the jerk-off mammoth” and so it was sparkling a giggle.

A woolly mammoth

Seriously now, there are looking into cloning it. I’d love to have a woolly mammoth as a pet. Or at least a chocobo.

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