I am a dog
For those who know me, or have visited my living room, they already know that I love sheep.
However, as a personality, sometimes I resemble more that of a dog rather than of a sheep. For example, when JBQ comes home I feel like a dog that sees his master coming back home: I jump up and down and I run in his hug. I am very dependent but also very loyal to him. And when JBQ takes me in his arms and hugs me, I can’t stop making small happy noises and taking fast breaths while my tongue is half-out (no, nothing sexual/gross about it). If you were to record me, you wouldn’t know if it is a human making these noises or an over-excited dog. And I do all that without thinking, but subconsciously & naturally.
And of course, when I am angry, I can be a real bitch.
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Well, I can testify with no hesitation that my little wife loves sheep and that she’s just as much a dog as she describes here. That must make her a shepherd dog!
>I can’t stop making small happy noises and taking fast breaths while my tongue is half-out
As the Americans say – ¨Too much information !¨.
Heh, not really. That’s not even a particularly intimate moment I described there. We show our love in the public quite a lot.
Also you bit Thom and defecated on Steve Job’s front lawn.
>defecated on Steve Job’s front lawn.
It definitely needed the nourishment.
Ahh, this post brings back memories of OSNews 2004…bitch indeed.
Matt, I don’t see how. It seems that today it’s you that it’s the bitch+asshole.
I guess it is out of the question to ask for a vid/mp3 of that ?
Heh, you never know. Maybe in our 25th anniversary.
Oh cmon, remember how condescending you used to be to all the commenters?
I was because I had to. If people wouldn’t respect the place they were commenting at, I would take my right place and defend it. Make no mistake, OSNews will defend against trolling and useless commenting. If this makes me a bitch, then I am one.
Hmm, don’t recall trolling… I just remember opinions being bashed. Ho well.
>don’t recall trolling
Maybe the way you were replying was not an appropriate one. No comment would be moded down if there was not a good reason why. And thanks for ruining my romantic post btw.
I’m talking about before you could mod. It was a long time ago. I only saw it happen, never to me.
Anyway, I like to lick my girlfriend and make little sicky noises too. She howls when i lick her in the right spots.
Yeah, well, if you had read carefully and understood the meaning of this blog post you would have known that I do noises without any “licking”. All it’s needed is a hug.
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