Well, I can testify with no hesitation that my little wife loves sheep and that she’s just as much a dog as she describes here. That must make her a shepherd dog!

>I can’t stop making small happy noises and taking fast breaths while my tongue is half-out

As the Americans say – ¨Too much information !¨.

Heh, not really. That’s not even a particularly intimate moment I described there. We show our love in the public quite a lot.

Also you bit Thom and defecated on Steve Job’s front lawn.

>defecated on Steve Job’s front lawn.

It definitely needed the nourishment.

Ahh, this post brings back memories of OSNews 2004…bitch indeed.

Matt, I don’t see how. It seems that today it’s you that it’s the bitch+asshole.

I guess it is out of the question to ask for a vid/mp3 of that ?

Heh, you never know. Maybe in our 25th anniversary.

Oh cmon, remember how condescending you used to be to all the commenters?

I was because I had to. If people wouldn’t respect the place they were commenting at, I would take my right place and defend it. Make no mistake, OSNews will defend against trolling and useless commenting. If this makes me a bitch, then I am one.

Hmm, don’t recall trolling… I just remember opinions being bashed. Ho well.

>don’t recall trolling

Maybe the way you were replying was not an appropriate one. No comment would be moded down if there was not a good reason why. And thanks for ruining my romantic post btw.

I’m talking about before you could mod. It was a long time ago. I only saw it happen, never to me.

Anyway, I like to lick my girlfriend and make little sicky noises too. She howls when i lick her in the right spots.

Yeah, well, if you had read carefully and understood the meaning of this blog post you would have known that I do noises without any “licking”. All it’s needed is a hug.