An Arctic alert on global warming” (which results in melting ice)

“US Ready to put Weapons in Space” (and violate the outer space treaty)

The most clever thing to do? BUY LAND in GREENLAND. This (currently) wasteland will be a PARADISE for your children in less than 50 years.

I am personally seriously thinking of buying land there. It’s probably dirt cheap at the moment. Yeah, laugh it up now, but when you will be melting from the heat in the rest of the planet, my children will be enjoying life in the (by then) really green lands of Greenland.