Naughty thoughts over a new bed

JBQ bought for us, and we received today, a king sized bed with a good quality foam mattress. There are two questions in my mind that I will direct to my husband, JBQ:

1. Does a new bed is supposed to signal for more sex, or less of it? From one side it sounds like you subconsciously want to suggest more sex, but on the other hand, king size means that you will be further away from me at night. I am confused. Or does that mean indeed more sex, followed by immediate sleep and snoring on your part on the far side of the bed, free from my quest for a hug?

2. Can I try the wine glass trick with our expensive brand new foam mattress? Please… pretty please???

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