Regarding cannibalism

Luis Villa of Gnome blogged about cannibalism, which is of course a matter that makes me utterly sick. Having said that, I have already given my consent to JBQ (years ago already) that should we ever get in a peril situation, he should kill me and eat me in order for him to survive. The reason why it’s not the other way around (me eating him) is because JBQ is healthier and I find him to be a more useful individual to the society than I am, so he should take precedence over me. He was of course surprised of myself saying something like this, but what can you do? I love him that much.

And no, I am not creepy. :-)

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KCorax wrote on April 4th, 2007 at 4:35 AM PST:

Having been consumed by Jean Baptiste he could safely state that you pervade every fiber of his being in a very fundamental and nutritious way.


mikesum32 wrote on April 4th, 2007 at 9:15 AM PST:

You’re nothing but skin and bones… and gristle. He’d need to fatten you up. There’s a joke, but I won’t go there. Eating him would be tough. I mean how are you going to eat around his beard ?


Phil wrote on April 4th, 2007 at 10:58 AM PST:

A case of “Love at first bite !”. ;)


michael reed wrote on April 5th, 2007 at 8:15 AM PST:

You should have had that added to the marriage vows. “Love, obey, only utilize as a food source in emergency situation…”

Funnily enough, cannibalism is something that the BBFC* are quite strict about in terms of depiction. I can’t see many people imitating the practice and it taking off as a vice, but obviously the BBFC seem to feel differently.

*(the classification – cough *censorship* – body in the UK)


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